Your Excellency,
Last week Nimrod and his colleagues of the Bad Decisions Guild subdued a mega-terrasque that had been summoned by the delightfully evil wizard Maureen Trask (MT). Even though Nimrod did attempt to recruit Maureen Trask as a consultant for our organization, I must convey to you that Nimrod et. al. utterly failed to show initiative when they had an opportunity to seize control of the terrasque before they witnessed MT put it into an extended multi-decade sleep using a unique magic item they had fetched for MT.
I wish to inform you of the timidity Nimrod displayed in front of MT while MT made denigrating remarks about our lord and eternal master, Kas. His behavior should tempt you to investigate whether Nimrod is considering breaching his contractual commitments of eternal fealty to Kas Enterprises.
Your always faithful informant,
^^ Nimbat ^^
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